It is always entertaining to see MEN explain to us how women think. Kind of like a plumber trying to explain wave-particle duality. I've learned one thing about the way women think over the years, and it was the only thing I ever needed to know: Female cognitive functions are so complicated even women don't understand them. Sure, there is a lot of neuroscience and psychology that has gone into trying to unravel the four-dimensional tesseract that is woman. But in the end, all those men in the white lab coats had to finally admit that they are stumped.